Petto no P-chan (ペット の p ちゃん)

P-chan making his move on U-chan.

Female guests are forewarned. P-chan seems like an innocent-looking pink poodle but the truth is he is a pervert, a certified ero petto.

He doesn't talk unless you're alone with him. He seduces women through flattery. He forcibly kisses girls - young and young once, humans and other pets alike.

Beware of sharing a room with him alone or taking a seat beside him in that sofa. It will make it easier for him to pin you down to accomplish his sleazy misdeed.

If you scream for help, don’t shout out Papa Goro’s name, he will never believe you, but you can count on the kid Shingo-kun to be nearby to witness everything and collar P-chan redhanded. The kid will later challenge P-chan to a game of ping pong, basketball or pinball where the loser gets punished by drinking a bitter melon smoothie; most of the time, P-chan loses.

As for me, I just love that pink devil P-chan!

SMAP FaNxFuN PARTY 2011

P-chan! Did you kiss her?!

First off, let me greet my ichiban Kimura a very happy birthday! *kisses*  Still looking young and hot, hot, hot!

SMAP held a fan event on 12 November at Tokyo Dome. It's almost a mini concert. Fans who attended the 2-hour event blogged about it, of note was P-chan stealing a kiss on a girl in the audience!  It was a riot. Only Kimura (and P-chan the ero pet) can get away with that.

They gave out souvenirs. One of them was a silver coin to commemorate their 20th anniversary. Tsuyoshi was hoping for gold coins - yes, it'll come some 20 years later. Eternal idols! I will love you - gout and all.

SMAP also announced they will be releasing a new single, Boku no Hanbun, in December. According to the press release, the song is about "unrequited love".  They showed a preview of it, but I await to listen to the whole song.